‘Total bullshit’.

Remind us who you are again?

This split thing, apparently. That’s what their/his/her/our rep has said. And it’s in quotation marks, so it must be true.

Well charming. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

In more thrilling news, Cheryl Cole’s had her lips done. Not those lips…
Her rep’s also denied it.
These reps… they’ll get a reputation if they’re not careful.

Wanna see the lips? Jumpeth la Jump. (we think The Jump’s a woman. Could be wrong.)

*rifles through spare draw; stumbles across Soap & Glory Sexy Mother Pucker Lip Plumper; applies it all. Over. Face*

Lippy.
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5 comments to “‘Total bullshit’.”

  1. I’ve never heard of any of these people.

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  2. She could French kiss a moose from here to the Beverly Wilshire hotel!

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  3. Cheryl, call it a day. Leave the blow job lips to your bender of a husband.

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  4. Okay … celebs … this lip thing … c’mon! How can you not know better by now? Or at least to proceed with extreme caution? Your body might [and often does] react to the injectable solution and you end up with 40% more lip than you intended. Such a reaction takes weeks or even months to go down (if you’re lucky). BE TOLD! You silly beggers …

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  5. She could suck an egg out of a chicken with those face flaps!

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