This split thing, apparently. That’s what their/his/her/our rep has said. And it’s in quotation marks, so it must be true.
Well charming. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
In more thrilling news, Cheryl Cole’s had her lips done. Not those lips…
Her rep’s also denied it.
These reps… they’ll get a reputation if they’re not careful.
Wanna see the lips? Jumpeth la Jump. (we think The Jump’s a woman. Could be wrong.)
*rifles through spare draw; stumbles across Soap & Glory Sexy Mother Pucker Lip Plumper; applies it all. Over. Face*