Can cinema get any better than Gremlins in 3D? We don’t think so

Don't get the bitch wet!

They may have brought us this whole 3D thing so that people who sell DVDs round the pubs that they have recorded direct from the screen in their local Vue are fucked in the back bottom, but we are all for it. Especially seeing as the glasses are better now (mind you, the Avatar glasses were clunky and a bit too tinted for our liking).

And now, after Avatar became the biggest movie, like ever (has that happened yet?), it’s all going 3D baby. From Toy Story to Gremlins, though we have it on top authority (ie someone on the internet) that Gremlins will be all-new, not just a rehash.

Better than that bloody A Prophet nonsense. While the critics creamed themselves we found it boring, confusing and frankly so dark that we could barely read our magazines. And as for the Coen brothers’ A Serious Man… there should be some sort of labelling system so we know if a Coen movie is going to be proper or that shonky not-funny comedy they insist on doing every third movie.

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3 comments to “Can cinema get any better than Gremlins in 3D? We don’t think so”

  1. I can play the theme from GREMLINS on piano and on euphonium from memory. That’s what I bring to the table. That’s how I roll! Wotchoogot?

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  2. I like your style Rich. I can play God Save the Queen on any instrument you have, up to and including the didgerydoo.

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  3. Hurrah! We could make a right racket together. (-: Add into that my ululating and animal noise skills and it’s a party …

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