The circus has come to town, starring Peaches ‘I never take money for sex’ Geldof and her comedy gunt

Put it away, love

Intimo can’t get enough of Dirty Peaches, presumably because corpulent as she is, she makes most of their other customers feel a little less ‘hefty hideaway’ when they squeeze their own tree-trunk legs into stockings.

This time round, we’re looking at a fun-fair scenario.

‘The underwear is flirty and fun, yet comfortable and it fits perfectly,’ said Peaches/someone who writes press releases for Intimo. ‘The Carousel Collection is my favourite yet,’ she/the person who writes press releases went on.

‘Peaches looks fabulous in the new collection,’ said Intimo’s Michelle Mone/that same person in the press release department, ‘and epitomises everything about the brand; young, fresh and fashion-forward.’ And chunky? Slutty? And heavily tattooed? Yeah, I’d like my daughter to look young and fresh in just that way.

Anyways, we’ve been on the bumper cars now, can we go and look at the bearded lady?

6 comments to “The circus has come to town, starring Peaches ‘I never take money for sex’ Geldof and her comedy gunt”

  1. *gags*

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  2. Can you honestly, literally imagine anything less attractive than THAT!?

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  3. *thinks*
    No.

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  4. Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.

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  5. She should give classes in how to be a cunt.

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  6. She certainly looks like one of those dirty traveller types you find hanging around the waltzers – much like her dad

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