But what is the ‘moment’ of which he speaks? Is it…
a) The chance to glimpse Sealion Dion applying mascara whilst wearing bangles and sitting in a chair that looks suspiciously like it was taken from a wedding-in-a-back-yard?
b) A face full of Saline Dion’s hair?
c) A two-for-one offer at Specsavers?
d) Celine Dion. Just Celine Dion. It’s not like she’s been hiding in the shed.
e) A hand gesture that is the exact mirror image of Cher’s iconic forefinger on chin with protracted pinky pose?
Six) Celine Dion’s soon-to-be-released Through the Eyes of the World moving picture. Which is a bit like Come Dine With Me, only with song and dance and Celine Dion?
g) 17th February, which is when Through The Eyes of the World reaches the pictures?
h) It looks hilarious. That isn’t a question as such but it does. In all the right places. Which is a song. Just not one of Celine Dion’s.
i) Or maybe c) or d)?
Answer: Almost all of the above.
Watch the trailer over The Jump (TM) and wet wee with excitement yourself. And make your own judgements concerning ‘more than 15 years’ bloke.
Go on, shoo…