Ooh, where’s Fiona Philips going, all dressed up? A premiere? A tights launch? No, it’s Maddie’s star-studded celebrity bash! Wonder what you get in the goodie bag!

The opening of a (your own choice of noun here)

Is it us or does the idea of ‘celebrating’ – OK, let’s call it ‘marking’ – the 1,000th day since your daughter’s disappearance (while you were out on the piss) seem a little *searches for word* odd? That’s the McCanns for you.

Funny people.

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4 comments to “Ooh, where’s Fiona Philips going, all dressed up? A premiere? A tights launch? No, it’s Maddie’s star-studded celebrity bash! Wonder what you get in the goodie bag!”

  1. I left early to make sure I got a goodie bag… Maddie wasn’t in there.
    There was, however, a travel size Lynx, a toffee apple and Peaches Geldof.

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  2. This is a new low for the McCanns.
    Any shred of sympathy still lingering must surely be out the window… or out the unlocked door in a Portuguese villa.

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  3. Oh, in my goodie bag I got some Portuguese tapas and a bottle of wine. A tribute to what they were up to on that fateful evening. Oh, and a pink bunny rabbit.

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