When did Zsa Zsa Gabor become 93? Or just Jimmy Saville? Or even worse, Ulrika Jonsson?

Super Gran.

Zsa Zsa Gabor – who has always been a 49-year-old slapper (literally. Remember the ’89-slapping-a-traffic-cop incident? She was doing violence before Naomi Campbell was knee-high to a pop sock) in our misty eyes – is actually 93.

*falls off chair; gets back on*

The pushing man in the David Hasselhoff jeans ‘n’ jacket combo’ and paedo boots is none other than Piers Morgan, the worst presenter on Her Majesty’s tellybox waves since Twiggy and her turn on This Morning (wood by name, wood by nature, etceterand).

*re-reads notes*

No, it’s not Piers Morgan.

*re-re-reads notes*

No, definitely not. ‘Tis in fact none other than Frederic Prinz von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa’s ninth (count ’em! Really, count ’em! COUNT!) husband, 28 years her junior and shock contender for the role of Governor of Californication.

We’ll give you three guesses what’s coming up next… (four if you drop the soap. Five if it’s on a rope)

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4 comments to “When did Zsa Zsa Gabor become 93? Or just Jimmy Saville? Or even worse, Ulrika Jonsson?”

  1. ‘I do not vish to vork like this!
    Genius.

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  2. The old bird’s not looking too bad….!

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  3. She’s started dressing for comfort rather than fashion we note. And please explain the hair. Has no-one explained to her that all elderly ladies should dress like Diana Mitford? I know I do.

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  4. J’adore les Mitfords. Even the dirty Nazi-shagging ones.

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