Harry Potter? 3D? 3D Harry Potter? Plus another story involving big gay Gareth Thomas.

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Hello.

So this is two stories in one. Bargain!

Firstly, jumping on the 3D bandwagon that is 3D, the next Harry Potter’s going to be in 3D. Never saw that one coming, did you?

Which neatly brings us to Daniel Radcliffe’s cock. Which is not really our cup of tea – builder’s, green, white or even Roibosh – but whenever we type the words ‘Daniel Radcliffe’ and ‘cock’ in the same sentence, the whole interdolly starts frothing at the fanny and billions upon billions upon billions of people pay us a little visit. Which is nice for them, and who are we do deny? Them?

Next:

Last night saw all of London’s glittering gays descend upon the discoteque they call Movida (v handy for Liberty and its thrilling selection of smells and gays who spray smells) for Attitude’s ‘Coming Out’ party for Gareth Thomas off-of new gay.

Apart from the irony of holding a big gay party in the slaggy hetero meat market that is Movida, twas a lovely affair. And full of gay famouses. There was the gay off-of History Boys, the gay off-of ‘Benders, the gays off-of painting houses, Will Young off-of gay singing, this-a-gay, that-a-gay, plus a few other gays off-of the telly for good gaysure. It was quite gay.

Being single ‘n’ all (ish. When it suits. Who are we kidding. We’re single. Ish) we had a notion to seduce Gareth Thomas, the big gay man mountain of gayness that he is. We even spent a whole five minutes trying to get his attention.

*circus music begins; juggles; curtseys*

Then we got bored and turned out attention to some Power Lezzers for the sheer lezzie-ness of it. And there wasn’t a key in sight. Or indeed a no-style hair style.

Next:

(This is a Brucie bonus.)

We also made a cameo at the Stonewall party for the launch of the DVD of Fit, the anti-homphobic bullying moving picture. Which is – news flash! – genius. Really. Really and a really.

Who knew an educational film could be not only educational, but hugely enjoyable. We were even moved to shift in our seats at some points.

And c) and d)

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