And the matching pink sweatbands and ankle-warmers add a whole other high-LARIOUS angle, right?
And if we watch this Sport Relief sketch that will be aired on 19th March on BBC1 *PR signs cheque* and find out that you’ve used ‘Xanadu’, we’ll fall off our sofas at the unprecedented genius of the whole thing, right?
Then we’ll have a heated debate whilst nibbling bread sticks that will have the title, ‘Why is it, when the BBC decides to have a crush on a someone – for argument’s sake, let’s say James Corden – they’re never off our fucking TV screens?’
Then we’ll down a bottle of ‘your cheapest vodka, please’, go down The Joiners, snog the first six people we see, decide the place is a dump, then come home. Homo, if we’re lucky. Right?
Oh, the old ones really are the best…
ps. Bum Rio Ferdinand, much?