Okay, she said she’s a big bi, but lez just has so much more of a ring to it. It rhymes with fez for a start.
So Amy Winehouse is apparently bi off-of sexual.
Course you are, love.
And she fancies Cheryl Cole.
Course you do, love.
‘So what? I like girls as well. I have had relationships with other women but that doesn’t mean I don’t still love Blake,’ Amy apparently told a friend who wrote it on a post-it that made its way all round class before magically landing on the Showbiz Desk of the News of the World and its Environs.
‘There is something about being with a woman,’ the post-it (pink, to make the girls wink) continued. ‘I don’t care what people think about me being bi.’
Just so long as they talk about you, right?