Can we not get this wizened cunt banned from our green, pleasant and secular land?

Evil eyes, shit bonnet.

That old trout Pope Benedict the Cunt – who’s probably got 666 etched onto his dirty scalp somewhere (full head of hair at the age of 723 and without the need for dry shampoo? Surely that’s a pact with the devil if ever there was one) – has been sticking his popper-drenched snout into business that’s fuck all to do with him again.

This time, it’s that Equality Bill. You know, the one that’s all about that crazy notion that we’re all equal – gays, lezzies, people who shop at Next – and therefore deserve the same rights. Whoever came up with that one deserves a lollipop!

But Popey, he no likes. Ahead of his offish visit to the United Kingdom of Great Brittania (we so can’t wait for the protest. What will we wear?), he’s condemned our government for, darn it, having a conscience. Because – squish squish – it doesn’t allow Catholic cunts to discriminate against the gays.

Well boo-freakin’-who. Just because you raid the pantomime box on a daily basis and live your life according to an ages-old equivalent of Lord of the Rings doesn’t give you a right to dictate to people who do sane for a living.

Wethankyou.

 

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12 comments to “Can we not get this wizened cunt banned from our green, pleasant and secular land?”

  1. I’ve never protested anything in my life but I intend to pop round to Wino’s for a bucket of A grade drugs diarrhoea to welcome him to London with

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  2. I do love him banging on about natural law: like celibacy is natural. Oh, sorry, I was forgetting, that’s what those choirboys are for.

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  3. He’s an irrelevant, interfering old twat who should be laughed at rather than listened to.
    Thankfully, most people to laugh at him. Unfortunately, some people also hang on his every word. And their lives are the worse for it.

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  4. shoot on sight.

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  5. And Anne Widdecombe – a woman who proves looks really do reflect the soul – has come out in support of him.
    With friends like those, as they say.

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  6. Anyone know what ‘Fuck of back to Italy you meddling old twat’ is in Italian? I want to paint it on the fields on the approaches to Heathrow…

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  7. Nolan Darling, it might be slightly more effective in German. Although he simpers along quite well in english too, and may well catch your drift should he peek out at the right moment.

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  8. Where’s Henry VIII when you need him?

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  9. Oh, and guess how much his little patronising trip to the UK is going to cost US TAXPAYERS????
    £20million.
    And news flash – gays pay taxes too!
    So we’re all paying for that rancid cunt to have a jolly over here and tell us that we’re sinful and don’t deserve equal rights. NIce.
    And this coming from a mass-murdering monster in a lady’s bonnet.

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  10. ps. That’s ‘us taxpayers’, not United States taxpayers. I was capitalising for effect.

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  11. Have just signed this and urge y’all to do so also. So so. http://www.secularism.org.uk/petition-the-pm.html

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  12. On a serious note… or notelet even… why is it that everyone goes absolutely spare over anything to do with paedophilia and yet this man who officially covered up priests buggering children – that’s OFFICIALLY – doesn’t ever have to answer for it. Oh, sorry, being naive. It’s because it’s the gays who are bad people. *lies down and sticks blue gel strip to forehead*

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