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*Steals Colin's specs*

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Okay, so the noms.

Avatar’s got shitloads, ditto The Hurt Locker.

Colin Firth’s got his first Best Actor whatsit, for A Single Man.

Sir Dame Helen Mirren’s got her 1,479th, for The Last Station. Okay, it’s her fourth.

Meryl Streep’s got one, for Julie & Julia. Well thank the little Baby G and his baby blue swaddling is all we can say, ’cause she never gets jack shit.

Mo’Nique’s up for Best Supporting lady-ette for Precious. Jolly good.

Matt Damon’s up for the same; male version, for Invictus. We are yet to get Matt Damon as a movie star.

Two of the films up for Best Picture have ‘Up’ in their title.

Tha’ some crazy shit!

This could get tiresome. Here’s a list. Which we cut ‘n’ pasted. What? We’re not some robot from the future…!

Best Picture
Avatar
The Blind Side
District 9
An Education
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious
A Serious Man
Up
Up In The Air
Best Actor In A Leading Role
Jeff Bridges – Crazy Heart
George Clooney – Up In The Air
Colin Firth – A Single Man
Morgan Freeman – Invictus
Jeremy Renner – The Hurt Locker
Best Actress In A Leading Role
Sandra Bullock – The Blind Side
Helen Mirren – The Last Station
Carey Mulligan – An Education
Gabourey Sibide –  Precious
Meryl Streep – Julie and Julia
Best Actor In A Supporting Role
Matt Damon – Invictus
Woody Harrelson – The Messenger
Christopher Plummer – The Last Station
Stanley Tucci – The Lovely Bones
Christoph Waltz – Inglourious Basterds
Best Actress In A Supporting Role
Penelope Cruz – Nine
Vera Farminga – Up In The Air
Maggie Gyllenhaal – Crazy Heart
Anna Kendrick – Up In The Air
Mo’Nique – Precious
Best Director
James Cameron – Avatar
Kathyn Bigelow – The Hurt Locker
Quentin Tarantino – Inglourious Basterds
Lee Daniels – Precious
Jason Reitman – Up In The Air
Foreign Language Film
Ajami
El Secreto de Sus Ojos
The Milk of Sorrow
Un Prophete
The White Ribbon
Best Original Screenplay
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
The Messenger
A Serious Man
Up
Best Adapted Screenplay
District 9
An Education
In The Loop
Precious
Up In The Air
Best Animated Feature Film
Coraline
Fantastic Mr Fox
The Princess And The Frog
The Secret Of Kells
Up
Art Direction
Avatar
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Nine
Sherlock Holmes
The Young Victoria
Cinematography
Avatar
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
The White Ribbon
Costume Design
Bright Star
Coco Before Chanel
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Nine
The Young Victoria
Documentary Feature
Burma VJ
The Cove
Food, Inc
Which Way Home
Documentary Short

China‘s Unnatural Disaster: The Tears of Sichuan Province
The Last Campaign of Governor Booth Gardner
The Last Truck: Closing of GM Plant
Music by Prudence
Rabbit a la Berlin

Film Editing
Avatar
District 9
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious
Make-up
Il Divo
Star Trek
The Young Victoria
Music (Original Score)
Avatar
Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Hurt Locker
Sherlock Holmes
Up
Music (Original Song)
The Princess and the Frog: ‘Almost There’ by Randy Newman
The Princess and the Frog: ‘Down In New Orleans’ by Randy Newman
Paris 36: ‘Loin De Paname’ by Frank Thomas and Reinhardt Wagner
Nine: ‘Take It All’ by Maury Yeston
Crazy Heart: ‘The Weary Kind’ by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett
Sound Editing
Avatar
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Star Trek
Up
Sound Mixing
Avatar
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Star Trek
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Visual Effects
Avatar
District 9
Star Trek

Short film (Animated)

French Roast
Granny O’Grimm’s Sleeping Beauty
The Lady and the Reaper
Logorama
A Matter of Loaf and Death
Short Film (Live Action)
The Door
Instead of Abracadabra
Kavi
Miracle Fish
The New Tenants

 

 

 

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  1. That’s a long list. It took me three hours to scroll down.

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