And when we say bag, yes we do mean Victoria Beckham. Quite the bargain, isn’t she?
Any and a who, let’s turn this into a Daily Cunt-style feature. Liz Jones, we hope you’re poised…
‘Could a real woman carry a bag that costs the same as a whole row of houses in the north east (why-aye!) of England in the crook of their arm, and not look like a cunt?’
In conclusion, any gennelman who is male should never, ever, ever, ever carry their man-bag (man-bag? *stabs comedy size pencil in eye*) in the crook of their arm. A la Cock Wan. And women. And lesbians like Gok Wan. Because they look like a cunt. See Gok Wan for reference.