This bag cost £24,740. Not a penny more, not a penny less.

Nice tights, love.

And when we say bag, yes we do mean Victoria Beckham. Quite the bargain, isn’t she?

Any and a who, let’s turn this into a Daily Cunt-style feature. Liz Jones, we hope you’re poised…

‘Could a real woman carry a bag that costs the same as a whole row of houses in the north east (why-aye!) of England in the crook of their arm, and not look like a cunt?’

No.

In conclusion, any gennelman who is male should never, ever, ever, ever carry their man-bag (man-bag? *stabs comedy size pencil in eye*) in the crook of their arm. A la Cock Wan. And women. And lesbians like Gok Wan. Because they look like a cunt. See Gok Wan for reference.

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4 comments to “This bag cost £24,740. Not a penny more, not a penny less.”

  1. stupid is as stupid does. what’s she got in there anyway? it’s unlikey to be a corned beef on white is it….

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  2. BUT CHECK OUT THE GROOVY SPACE-SHIP IN THE BACKGROUND!!!

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  3. That’s just *ignunt* !!! I wouldn’t pay that even if there was a cheque inside for £24,000.

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  4. And it’s in what would have been a fairly happy and totally innocent baby croc, thereby making even more of a total cunt! Baby David needs to jump the fence and ditch la vieille truite, as they say on the cuntinent.

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