This is Megan. Oh, hello.
She’s the new face of those lovely Phelps people. You know, the family that picketed murdered gay teen Matthew Shepherd’s funeral holding placards saying ‘Rot in Hell’. And the ones that go to the funerals of soldiers with signs reading really appropriate stuff like ‘God hates Fags’ (would there be a market for ‘Fags hate God’ T-shirts, do you think?) The ones who Gordon Brown said weren’t welcome in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (including the suburb of Hollywood) because they are MAD!
And Megan is taking the Westboro’ Baptist Church into a whole new generation. Unlike the rest of her family who still ride ponies and traps and wear Little House on the Prairie bonnets and have sex before marriage (oh, sorry, they try to keep that bit quiet, don’t they? But we’re sure, Irish Robinson-style, God has forgiven.) Oh, yes, Megan knows who Lady GaGa is and what Twitter is. And she don’t like either of them because they are Fag Enablers.
Is that a job, do you think? How much do you suppose you could ask? What do you think the health package would be?
Anyway, if you see Megan, tell her we have a slap with her name written all over it.