At last, a God Hates Fags placard we can agree with!

Silly cunt

This is Megan. Oh, hello.

She’s the new face of those lovely Phelps people. You know, the family that picketed murdered gay teen Matthew Shepherd’s funeral holding placards saying ‘Rot in Hell’. And the ones that go to the funerals of soldiers with signs reading really appropriate stuff like ‘God hates Fags’ (would there be a market for ‘Fags hate God’ T-shirts, do you think?) The ones who Gordon Brown said weren’t welcome in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (including the suburb of Hollywood) because they are MAD!

And Megan is taking the Westboro’ Baptist Church into a whole new generation. Unlike the rest of her family who still ride ponies and traps and wear Little House on the Prairie bonnets and have sex before marriage (oh, sorry, they try to keep that bit quiet, don’t they? But we’re sure, Irish Robinson-style, God has forgiven.) Oh, yes, Megan knows who Lady GaGa is and what Twitter is. And she don’t like either of them because they are Fag Enablers.

Is that a job, do you think? How much do you suppose you could ask? What do you think the health package would be?

Anyway, if you see Megan, tell her we have a slap with her name written all over it.

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7 comments to “At last, a God Hates Fags placard we can agree with!”

  1. That is a very dykey look she’s rocking there. She should be careful. A fag enabler might enable her.

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  2. I’d like to pre-order a ‘Fags hate God’ T-shirt please. And I want it in powder blue, to match my eyes.

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  3. Pilar, you have little baby blues? My interest is piqued. Not that it’s not on high alert already…

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  4. Someone should kidnap Megan – or leznap, if Bernard is correct. As he probably is – tar her, feather her, stick her on a float and parade her along Regents Street. We could all throw our rotten fruits at her (very Middle Ages, which is appropriate seeing as that’s where he retarded views belong. Actually, I do the Middle Ages a discredit. She’s not even Dark Ages. She’s just a thick cunt) and if she cries, it’ll be even more fun.

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  5. Oh Lulu, the baby blues now have a twinkle in them.

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  6. God must be so proud.

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  7. Being a pacifist I wouldn’t want to hit her, so perhaps I could just Hi-Five her face!

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