You know Miley Virus, the teenage Hannah Montana star with a nice little sideline in looking like a ten-dollar hooker. Even in front of Her Majesty the Queen! And you know her little sister virus, who is actually making a career (at the age of nine!) out of selling costumes for ten-dollar hookers.
Now meet Trace Cyrus-Virus, the brother. He’s in the music business, apparently. What, like Miley is? And he treats his skin like a telephone doodle pad. But we do find the piercings very edgy and appealing.
An utter lady.