They really are a very attractive Christian family, those Cyruses, aren’t they? Here’s the male specimen.

Oof!

You know Miley Virus, the teenage Hannah Montana star with a nice little sideline in looking like a ten-dollar hooker. Even in front of Her Majesty the Queen! And you know her little sister virus, who is actually making a career (at the age of nine!) out of selling costumes for ten-dollar hookers.

Now meet Trace Cyrus-Virus, the brother. He’s in the music business, apparently. What, like Miley is? And he treats his skin like a telephone doodle pad. But we do find the piercings very edgy and appealing.

An utter lady.

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3 comments to “They really are a very attractive Christian family, those Cyruses, aren’t they? Here’s the male specimen.”

  1. Those Cyruseseseseseseseses are a plague on our fair nation. Or someone else’s fair nation. Or the whole world.

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  2. Errr … is he a homosexualist? ‘Cos I saw this photo just last night on a site that is very homosexualist …

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  3. Nah he was dating some scene queen, she has a fashion range or something of the sort. (and by scene queens I mean emo, that’s what they call themselves yanno!)

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