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Madonna’s new bum-chum

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Madonna and Jon, sitting in a tree, schtuppin'

Jon Kortajarena. Model of the male and e-Spanish kind, and that fella we were telling you about - ooh, must be almost a month ago now - who Tom Ford procured for her. ‘Cause he has a little cameo in A Single Man.

*joins dots*

Today’s papers will have it that it’s very much in the woo-ing stages. We’ll have it that it’s past the woo-ing and into the K.I.S.S.I.N.Bumming part of the movie.

*covers eyes*

Jon is 24.

Madonna is still 51.

Jesus is still DJ-ing.

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Sir Bumalot
February 7th, 2010 at 12:43 pm

Oh to be able to point and click one’s fingers like that. Hugh Jackman wouldn’t know what’s hit him.

Smalls
February 7th, 2010 at 1:03 pm

This has a slightly uncomfortable whiff to it all, don’t you think? Madonna’s cougaring round town… Then again, she may as well fuck ‘em while her flange is still where it’s meant to be.

The Oracle
February 7th, 2010 at 1:14 pm

I knew it was this Jon bloke. When you said a few weeks back that her new fella was procured by Tom Ford, I popped my Miss Marple bonnet on and did the math and came up with him. It gives me a warm feeling in my special place to find out I was right.

Nell Gwyn
February 7th, 2010 at 1:31 pm

Not my cup o’ cha, but I did like his outfit in A Single Man.

Bernard
February 8th, 2010 at 10:05 am

I think he has a funny nose

Antony Simpson
February 8th, 2010 at 10:32 am

nope. not for me thank you. but if he’s fucking that witch he’ll get everything he deserves in the end won’t he. and someone sort his eyebrows out, they are nearly as bad as Lourdes’.

Claude Remains
February 8th, 2010 at 12:05 pm

Maybe that’s what appeals to Madonna. It’s, like, the opposite of Oedipul or something.

Sylvia-Louise
February 8th, 2010 at 4:53 pm

DJ Jesus and the Apostles appearing tonight in Buenos Aires. No Madonna will be played.

Jenkl
February 8th, 2010 at 6:25 pm

is like a white Ashley Cole

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