February 7th, 2010
Madonna’s new bum-chum
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Jon Kortajarena. Model of the male and e-Spanish kind, and that fella we were telling you about - ooh, must be almost a month ago now - who Tom Ford procured for her. ‘Cause he has a little cameo in A Single Man.
*joins dots*
Today’s papers will have it that it’s very much in the woo-ing stages. We’ll have it that it’s past the woo-ing and into the K.I.S.S.I.N.Bumming part of the movie.
*covers eyes*
Jon is 24.
Madonna is still 51.
Jesus is still DJ-ing.
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- We’re actually still trying to work out who Kim Kardashian is. In the meantime, let’s look at this magazine cover.
- Horrible door.
- Which English actor who we already have a major crush on has a bottom like this?
- Cheryl and Ashley are finally divorced. The world stops moving, like in that show FlashForward that was on Channel Five, ergo, nobody watched it.
- And the Marc Jacobs award for Never Knowingly Appearing in a Photograph With a Shirt On Goes To… (rustle, rustle of envelope being opened) Jake Shears!
Oh to be able to point and click one’s fingers like that. Hugh Jackman wouldn’t know what’s hit him.
This has a slightly uncomfortable whiff to it all, don’t you think? Madonna’s cougaring round town… Then again, she may as well fuck ‘em while her flange is still where it’s meant to be.
I knew it was this Jon bloke. When you said a few weeks back that her new fella was procured by Tom Ford, I popped my Miss Marple bonnet on and did the math and came up with him. It gives me a warm feeling in my special place to find out I was right.
Not my cup o’ cha, but I did like his outfit in A Single Man.
I think he has a funny nose
nope. not for me thank you. but if he’s fucking that witch he’ll get everything he deserves in the end won’t he. and someone sort his eyebrows out, they are nearly as bad as Lourdes’.
Maybe that’s what appeals to Madonna. It’s, like, the opposite of Oedipul or something.
DJ Jesus and the Apostles appearing tonight in Buenos Aires. No Madonna will be played.
is like a white Ashley Cole