Jon Kortajarena. Model of the male and e-Spanish kind, and that fella we were telling you about – ooh, must be almost a month ago now – who Tom Ford procured for her. ‘Cause he has a little cameo in A Single Man.
Today’s papers will have it that it’s very much in the woo-ing stages. We’ll have it that it’s past the woo-ing and into the K.I.S.S.I.N.Bumming part of the movie.
Jon is 24.
Madonna is still 51.
Jesus is still DJ-ing.