Prince Harry, topless.
And flanked to the right by Steve Martin, to the left by Roseanne’s John Goodman.
(ps. Steve Martin in It’s Complicated. Surgery, much?)
And around Prince Harry’s neck, you’ll find a ridiculous piece of tat he picked up from his gap year. Or Hungerford Bridge off-of crossing the Thames.
Rhetorical question: You get an extra spesh tinge in one’s spesh place seeing a member of The Royals in the nude, right? It’s like seeing your hot teacher in his Speedos down the community swimming pool, dodging the tampons and slicks of wet wee of a Saturday morning.
Do we curtsey at this point?
Question, rhetorical or otherwise: Prince Harry has quite the cavernous belly button, no?
There’s another shot of Prince Harry after the break, this time with a gennelman in a bonnet (it may or may not be Pam Ferris off-of Rosemary and Tyme) going down on him, as David Horton off-of the Vicar of Dibley drinks to his health and John Goodman tries to sneak a cheeky peek.
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- We’re actually still trying to work out who Kim Kardashian is. In the meantime, let’s look at this magazine cover.
- Horrible door.
- Which English actor who we already have a major crush on has a bottom like this?
- Cheryl and Ashley are finally divorced. The world stops moving, like in that show FlashForward that was on Channel Five, ergo, nobody watched it.
- And the Marc Jacobs award for Never Knowingly Appearing in a Photograph With a Shirt On Goes To… (rustle, rustle of envelope being opened) Jake Shears!
My special place is tinging as we speak.
Elizabeth! That would be incest. And granny porn incest at that.
Erm, coming from Betty Windsor, that’s a bit wrong…
Oh I just repeated what you said, Sis. Sorry.
But yes, oof.
prince hot ginge! i’d like to fill that caverenous belly button with my man-junk. oh yes i would. like a little reservoir if you will….