1) David Cameron trying to convince The Gays (TM) that he’s not a posh, crypto-right wing cunt. (Crypto? What is this, The Independent?)
2) Bloke we’d bum in pants we’d buy. That’s what we call a winning cover…

3) Bloke we’d bum in pants we’d buy. Ditto.




David Cameron has no lips. I don’t trust anyone who has no lips.
it’s actually pronounced CAMEROOOOON like off-of RuPaul.
He sold them in order to buy some extra forehead.
I thought for some scary moment No. 2 was Ivan Massow, launching himself as an MP…. that would have gotten an ‘ooooof’.
No. 3 looks like he’s been indulging in some corsetry.
Love a gay mag that tells me to flip over. But I can’t imagine anyone choosing the cunt Cameron over a boy in his panties.
Short answer to that coverline question, Can you trust David Cameron? No. Long answer. No you fucking can’t. They will sell off the BBC, make sure all their friends are up for some nice free stuff (even if it is just tax breaks for the superrich) and won’t give a rat’s arse if all the freaky Poles they’ve signed up with in Europe are vile ‘kill the gays’ homophobes.
Peseta, that’s the clearest explanation of why not to vote for flip flop David Macaroon that I have heard in a while. Bravo. Olé.