‘God, I so hate myself in this pap shot taken while I was innocently, unknowingly even, taking a call while in designer shades (they do have designers in Eastern Europe, don’t they?) and just my photogenic electric blue gym shorts.
If I’d known my privacy was going to be invaded like this… What? A little to my left? How’s that?… I would have put on a lick of lip gloss and Vaselined my nipples. Can I have no private time to myself anymore? Can a guy not even pose seductively on his own balcony at a public hotel with a poolful of strangers directly below him without being VIOLATED like this?’
Chace Crawford. Off-of telly.