(Actually it’s her front, but, you know…)
(ps. Hello? Vagina?)
Kat Slater’s coming back to Beasty Beasty ‘Benders, which the BBC – for reasons only they can explain – likes to call EastEnders.
Recoiling – bungee jump style-ee – from the career hinterland (remember learning about hinterlands at school? Boring places in the Low Countries. How depressing was that?) alongside Jessie Wallace will be Shane Richie, who plays husbandette Alfie Moon. Names names names.
The pair of ’em will maketh their returneth in the autumn. Which gives us time to grow our hair out.
We, for three, are excited.