Kat’s back!

Are those sheets clean?

(Actually it’s her front, but, you know…)

(ps. Hello? Vagina?)

Kat Slater’s coming back to Beasty Beasty ‘Benders, which the BBC – for reasons only they can explain – likes to call EastEnders.

Recoiling – bungee jump style-ee – from the career hinterland (remember learning about hinterlands at school? Boring places in the Low Countries. How depressing was that?) alongside Jessie Wallace will be Shane Richie, who plays husbandette Alfie Moon. Names names names.

The pair of ’em will maketh their returneth in the autumn. Which gives us time to grow our hair out.

We, for three, are excited.

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5 comments to “Kat’s back!”

  1. I for four am excited. J’adore me a bit o’ dirty Kat.

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  2. First Dirty Den, then the Jacksons-slash-Brannings, now Kat-n-Alfie? Who’s next? Reg Cox?

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  3. Well Ard. Bring back Well Ard. A fine actor.

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  4. I’m not sure I understand this photo … “LOOK AT MY GROWLER !!!” … is that the point?

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  5. You understand the photo fine Bunny….

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