We’re not huge fans of Lily Allen’s actor dad Keith, but we did oh-so enjoy the moment during his Westboro’ Baptist Church documentary when he confronted one of the scraggle-haired harpies in charge – we’re sure it’ this Megan cunt’s mother, but we really can’t be bothered to research it – with the fact that she had actually got knocked up before she got married. God has, presumably, forgiven her those youthful slutty ways. But he’s not forgiving any other fucker and neither are they.
Anyways and hoos and hos, Megan Phelps – a God-fearing boiler who has no worries about opening up those top buttons to enhance how her dirty devil’s pillows look – has come out with her top five most hated list. It’s a good one. Though not entirely unexpected.
1. Barack Obama. And any other politician.
2. Some preacher you’ve never heard of. And any other preacher (though presumably not grand-daddy Phelps).
3. John Mayer. And any other entertainer, though Beyonce does get a special mention.
4. Ellen Degeneres. And anyone else pushing for ‘fag marriage’. But wouldn’t she come under the ‘entertainer’ section? Aren’t we doubling up a bit?
5. Oprah. And any other black person. Sorry, any other person with wealth or influence in the media. Does that mean us? We have neither wealth nor influence (we do, but gays are a humble lot) but we hope we are doing our bit for ‘fag enabling’.
Next week, Megan’s Best and Worst Dressed Fag Enablers list.