The back (bottom) story is that Ashely Cole’s been sending rude pictures of himself to not one, not two, not three women… but two women!
Cheryl Cole (nice of Ashley to take his wife’s name) is a bit miffed, apparently, and has moved into a ‘top London hotel’. As opposed to a greedy bottom one.
One of the pictures apparently shows Ashley in just his lily white briefs. You should see the one we got. But we’re not money grabbing whores so won’t be going to a red top near you anytime soon.
But really, how dumb are these footballers?
Answer: Very and a lot.