Now, can you imagine the gay man who said he didn’t like cock? No, exactly. We rest our Louis Vuitton case m’lord. Actually, we pick it up again and carry on.
You can imagine the woman who says that she’s straight but doesn’t like cock, because ladies think they should be dainty and saying that you like cock doesn’t sound that dainty. Apparently.
So for an apparently straight man – exhibit A: Robert Pattinson – to say in Details magazine (pron: D’tails) that he really hates women’s private parts to the extent that he often claims to have an allergy to them, seems strange.
Either he is a dyed-in-the-wool misogynist (which we don’t think he can be), he has issues that he seriously needs to discuss with a mental health professional or he is…
His personal publicist is like real excited at all three of those options.