What do you call a man who professes to not liking ladies’ genitalia? Or fanny? You call him a). gay or b). Robert Pattinson or c). big old gay Robert Pattinson

You dirty bum licker!

Now, can you imagine the gay man who said he didn’t like cock? No, exactly. We rest our Louis Vuitton case m’lord. Actually, we pick it up again and carry on.

You can imagine the woman who says that she’s straight but doesn’t like cock, because ladies think they should be dainty and saying that you like cock doesn’t sound that dainty. Apparently.

So for an apparently straight man – exhibit A: Robert Pattinson – to say in Details magazine (pron: D’tails) that he really hates women’s private parts to the extent that he often claims to have an allergy to them, seems strange.

Either he is a dyed-in-the-wool misogynist (which we don’t think he can be), he has issues that he seriously needs to discuss with a mental health professional or he is… 

A GAY!

His personal publicist is like real excited at all three of those options.

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8 comments to “What do you call a man who professes to not liking ladies’ genitalia? Or fanny? You call him a). gay or b). Robert Pattinson or c). big old gay Robert Pattinson”

  1. I hear ye girlfren’.

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  2. i would. i think he’d be a very bossy bottom. and stink like a pig probably.

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  3. That hair always looked like it needed a good pulling.

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  4. But I bet he loves a mangina though.

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  5. When are people gonna get over the ripped jeans thing?

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  6. Presumably when it becomes unfashionable, John.

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  7. Don’t want him. Taylor and Kellan yes, Bobsy no.

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  8. But it is, Angela, it is…!

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