No, they are not the first gay couple to do the Olympics (or do each other at the Olympics, though there is a designated bumming spot in the Olympic Village. OK, Diversity Spot), they are brothers. Mind you, they’re also French and you know how broad-minded those lovely Frenchies are, so who can say. Right?
Their name is *refers to A Perv’s Guide to World Sporting Events: 2010* Martin and Simon (that’s Mar-tan and See-mon) Fourcade and they take part in something called biathlon. Which either means two events or that they sleep with both men and ladies of the male and female variety.
We also would like to draw your attention to the fact that they don’t seem to be wearing underpants. Or slips, as they are known among our Frenchie friends.
Oh, and check out an Americanino skiing spunk off-of Olympics called Kris Freeman over the jump…
Why we are watching the Winter Olympics. OK, we're not watching the Winter Olympics but if we were this would be the main reason,