Really, the tits.
Not convinced by the little doodle on her left arm and the little doodle on her right (arm), but her turn in Chris Isaak’s ‘Wicked Game’ did convince us we were a big back-bumming gaymo when our friends were all talking of ‘nailing’ (oh. How crass) Helena whilst we were dreaming of tearing off Chris’s string vest with our teeth, getting buggered summink rotten (missionary so we could see into his eyes), then snuggling up to his tufty bosom post-coital, like… so Helena Christensen’s appearance last night at New York Fashion Week wasn’t in vain.
(Can it be that it was all so simple then?)
Let’s reminisce. And if our pants fall, so be it.