A little something Charlize Theron learned in a town called Kabbalah…

Rain is nothing when one has Kabbalah...

Charlize Theron is wearing the thickest red bracelet currently in the Kabbalah AW ’10 range, apparently to ward off bad will. But not giant fists.

Charlize Theron has signed up to Kabbalah – £299 for six weeks including a pen which, when you turn it upside down, Madonna’s knickers come off – apparently in the hope that it will help her make friends and influence people in Brent Cross Hollywood.

Charlize Theron doesn’t fear the rain anymore. Not since she found Kabbalah.

You know what Charlize Theron needs…? A nice warm bowl of Kabbalah.

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8 comments to “A little something Charlize Theron learned in a town called Kabbalah…”

  1. If it’s not a person, how did it write a book?

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  2. LOVE to get one of those pens! but I’m not paying £299, I’ll wait for the sale

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  3. Isn’t she looking mumsy!

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  4. erm, Mr Peanut isnt a person, he’s a leguuuume.. Sorry I dont know where that came from, Claude made me think it out loud.. that and I’ve been drinking £2.99 rosé.. mmm classy..

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  5. *claps*
    Yey, more Jack & Karen lines…!

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  6. FYI, I will no longer cry.

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  7. I know what she needs. A nice warm bowl of Kabbalah.

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  8. I had a string around my finger to remind me to put on my rocking red Kabbalah string bracelet but I still forgot. I learned that it was a sign.

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