This woman was thrown off a bus for breastfeeding.

Stick with the red. Brings out your eyes.

Just be grateful someone had sex with you.

Why not go the whole hog and take a dump?

Amy Wootten is 25, and an advocate of the Jeremy Kyle School of Aesthetics.

Amy Wootten felt ‘utterly humiliated’ after the event. As do we, as do we, (as do we…).

The country’s gone to the dogs.

Amy Wootten had just been to a ‘Breastfeeding Support Group’, and was therefore feeling rather brazen.

Breastfeeding Support Group?

*enrolls inĀ Taking a PissĀ Support Group; gets stage fright*

Amy rhymes with lamey, Wootten rhymes with button.

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7 comments to “This woman was thrown off a bus for breastfeeding.”

  1. I think I’m in love with Amy Wootten.

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  2. I do have trouble peeing so maybe a Taking a (the) Piss Support Group is just what I need…

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  3. I was recently thrown off the number 48 bus for masturbating. I felt ‘utterly humiliated’ after the event, too, so can sympathise with said lumpen trout.

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  4. No amount of breast milk is going to make that baby attractive.

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  5. I have a feeling I was filming you at the time, Pilar.

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  6. I thought as much, Claude. That last stroke as the driver turfed me into the road was just for you.

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  7. She didn’t really show her bosoms to anyone – look – http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/homepage/Breastfeeding-Bristol-mother-story-thrown-bus/article-1871417-detail/article.html

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