Just be grateful someone had sex with you.
Why not go the whole hog and take a dump?
Amy Wootten is 25, and an advocate of the Jeremy Kyle School of Aesthetics.
Amy Wootten felt ‘utterly humiliated’ after the event. As do we, as do we, (as do we…).
Amy Wootten had just been to a ‘Breastfeeding Support Group’, and was therefore feeling rather brazen.
Breastfeeding Support Group?
*enrolls in Taking a Piss Support Group; gets stage fright*
Amy rhymes with lamey, Wootten rhymes with button.