Welcome to Cunty Headline of the Day, courtesy of the Daily Cunt.
Not only have they slipped a hyphen into egomaniac like the dirty scurrilous bastards they are, but they’ve also capitalised ‘did’. It’s a slippy sloppy slope.
But ’tis indeed a worry and a tradge that Zowie Bowie turned into someone as normal as Duncan Jones despite being the sow of *drum roll; record scratches to a halt in the Queen Vic* bisexuals. It’s a wonder he isn’t riddled with the Black Death.
But the question on everybody’s lips is… *whispers ‘Roxy’*… Our parents read the Daily Mail yet we turned into admirable gents who like an all-male spitroast of a weekday (weekends are a whole other kettle of ‘mo). They should sue!
Bisexual egomaniac? We want one!,