Cunt Watch

Oh Bob. You cunt.

Hello.

So, seeing as Celebrity Cock Watch has been a bit scant of late – since we followed Jude Law into the loos at The Ivy, in fact. And don’t be impressed by The Ivy, they let anyone in. And don’t be impressed by Jude Law, he lets anyone in. But do be impressed by this…

*puts knife behind napkin, so that knife is hidden from onlookers; manoeuvres said knife with nifty finger-thumb movements; napkin looks ghostly and unreal and magic*

So in the absence of famous cock, let’s discuss irrelevant cunts.  

Like Bob from Alcossebre, Spain *waves*. Who left this charming reflection on Kristian Digby‘s big gay passing on the Daily Mail website.

Discussion:

We think Bob left ‘Broken Britain’ for Spain after deciding this country had gone to the dogs. We think if you play ‘Bob, Alcossebre Spain’ backwards, it says ‘By jove I am an utter cunt’. We think Bob dreams in cock.

*puts knife behind napkin, so that knife is hidden from onlookers; manoeuvres said knife with nifty finger-thumb movements; napkin looks ghostly and unreal and magic*

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