Kristian Digby was found dead at his east London home yesterday.
Sadnesses all round. And what with gay degrees of separation, he was practically sat on our face.
Police said the death was ‘unexplained’.
A Scotland Yard spokesman then said: ‘Police were called to reports of a body of a man in his 30s at an address in Richford Road, E15. Ambulance services attended and life was pronounced extinct.’
Ambulance services attended and life was pronounced extinct?
There’s a time and place for bollocky pompous language – in the style of recorded announcements on the Tube – and it’s never. And never now.
According to The Telegraph, Kristian – off-of shows like To Buy or Not to Buy and Living in the Sun – ‘was homosexual’.
*hides under pillow*