RIP Kristian Digby. Another gay bites the dust.

:-(

Kristian Digby was found dead at his east London home yesterday.

Sadnesses all round. And what with gay degrees of separation, he was practically sat on our face.

Police said the death was ‘unexplained’.

A Scotland Yard spokesman then¬†said: ‘Police were called to reports of a body of a man in his 30s at an address in Richford Road, E15. Ambulance services attended and life was pronounced extinct.’

Ambulance services attended and life was pronounced extinct?

There’s a time and place for bollocky pompous language – in the style of recorded announcements on the Tube – and it’s never. And never now.

According to The Telegraph, Kristian – off-of shows like To Buy or Not to Buy and Living in the Sun – ‘was homosexual’.¬†

But, erm, seriously. Another young gay, you know, extinct. Stephen Gately, Lee McQueen, Kevin McGee

*hides under pillow*

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5 comments to “RIP Kristian Digby. Another gay bites the dust.”

  1. That really is sad.

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  2. It’s like a gaydemic…

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  3. I once heard a paramedic say ‘unfortunately we soon discovered that the victim had sustained injuries incompatible with life’

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  4. Apparently it was auto-erotic asphyxiation. Eek.

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  5. The Mail has not missed a trick:
    “Police said the circumstances surrounding Mr Digby’s death remained unclear, although it is believed he was single after splitting from his boyfriend. ” Translated iout of DM speak and into Englishn means ‘We don’t know how he died but were going to tell you he was gay and suggest that this, and the fact he was single, is clearly connected to his death’

    Looking forward to Fatty Moirs take on this later in the week. I’m sure her words will bring comfort to his family and friends.

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