It’s a proud and not altogether true fact that we haven’t set foot inside a McDonald’s since two thirds of our organs leapt out of our body in shock at a dirty McNugget in 1987. And who can blame them.
This is video footage of someone who looks suspiciously like a posh cunt who goes surfing at Daymer Beach in Cornwall and only has a tan on half of his body (whatever for?) streaking through McDonald’s.
Still, he has a nice arse and he’s still probably a cunt, so to paraphrase a dear friend, ‘Three cheeseburgers, two fries, every dip you’ve got and none of that fucking chat.’