Mick and Angelina, sitting in a tree, B.U.M.M.I.N.G… whilst Mick was still married to Jerry and Angelina was still married to Jonny… Who knew that could happen.

Want some of these?

We have a lot of time for Jerry Hall.

*makes a note of that*

Secondly, a new book  – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: The True Story (try saying that with your mouth full of cock) – is claiming Angelina and Mick Jagger had an affair in 1997 after the former appeared in the latter’s music video, ‘Anyone Seen My Baby’, whilst the former was still married to Jonny Lee Miller and the latter was still married to Jerry Hall, and c) and d).

Ooh but ooh, then they apparently had another ‘affair’ six years later in 2003, whilst Mick was with L’Wren Scott. When who?

Ooh ooh and ooh, Angelina is also alleged to have been bumming – not all at the same time – Ralph Fiennes and Colin Farrell. Though we’re assured at the same time would’ve been nice.

The book’s by Jenny Paul, and it may be utter bollocks, may not. Be.

And this is the Rolling Stones video Angelina Jolie did a turn in. It’s her greatest work to date.

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  1. Ooomylardcheeses! Can you imagine the mouth/lips/gob on THOSE potential offspring? {*henhouse of giggles*}

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