Ronan Keating comes out!

I’ve heard so many rumours about his cocksucking ways, there must be some fire with all that smoke

I love Ronan - he’s fit, he’s younger than me, he’s richer than me and yet he looks old enough to be my dad. Makes me feel good.

nice comb-over. all them musculars don’t do it for me at all. no missus they don’t.

I’m saying nuffink. Really, nuffink.
Though there was this time……..

Not much in the bulge department

It could be squished. Quite often with the thick cotton trackies, they squish, in a flattening motion.