Is this Hurt Locker star a gay of the homosexual persuasion?

Shoot your shot, baby

Now, we’re obviously not going to take literally anything that a magazine that thinks ‘Elvis Found on Moon’ is a headline (no, not Grazia, the National Enquirer), but the Enk (as it’s known among both people who love it) does have quite a good record on these things.

And the evidence they are citing to back their contention that Jeremy Renner off-of Hurt Locker is a gay, milord, is an interview his acting coach gave a few years ago. ‘I have never had the pleasure of meeting Jeremy’s boyfriend,’ he said, and so far it’s true because we have never laid eyes on the man. ‘But the fact that Jeremy is gay has never been a primary concern.’

Well, it’s a primary concern to us! And, Jez. Jerry. Jeh. Why don’t you become the first Hollywood action hero-type actor to come out? Hmmm? It can be your legacy. Fuck the mid-West. Fuck the fact that you won’t get the Tom Cruise roles (add your own snicker here). Fuck the fact that you won’t get to appear on one of those posters with a white background and Sandra Bullock leaning against you with a startled look while a puppy on a lead ties your legs together. Fuck the lot of it.

Be a man. Be a gay. Be the first major Hollywood gay. The one that turned the tide.

Because let’s face it, The Hurt Locker is just this year’s Dancing with Wolves.

And if you would like to examine Jerry’s naked bottom for exterior signs of gayness, jump the jump for a shot of him in a film called Twelve and Holding…
You SO would

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6 comments to “Is this Hurt Locker star a gay of the homosexual persuasion?”

  1. Well I love big gay Jerry/Jez/Jeh and ain’t that the truth. He would go well with my baby blues.

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  2. Not only is he a gay, but judging by that naked picture, a big old power bottom. Wishful drinking maybe.

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  3. He can’t be gay …. look, I found this picture of him with his arm round a lady:

    http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jjr/headlines/2009/06/zac-efron-hurt-locker.jpg

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  4. Twelve and Holding…..My soapy GUN in the shower…..I am sad because I thought he was dating Jessica Simpson who is sexual napalm. They were at the afterparty with JLo and her straight husband.

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  5. Well, he did used to work at the Clinique counter as well, so he told Ellen.

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  6. That’s the gayest bottom I’ve ever seen.

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