What are you most shocked by? The fact that a member of JLS would be wearing his arsehole on the outside of his clothes or the fact that a member of JLS has been found guilty of sending a sex text, even though it was before he’s famous? We are in counselling over both revelations.

Silly!

Here is Aston Merrygold (we bet he is!) off-of X Factor runners-up and Brit-winners (that phrase encapsulates the state of the music industry right there in less than six words) going about his pocket-size business with his bottom hanging out of his trousers. The trousers need to come up or, conversely, all the way down. We’re erring on the side of ‘up’ at the moment but we reserve the right to have them ‘down’ at a later date.

Anyways and hoos, he has been found guilty milord of having sent sex texts. Why this is such an issue we’re not sure seeing as a). said texts were sent years ago before he was famous. It was so long ago, in fact, that the phone he sent them on was wooden and could double up as a Wendy house. And b). he’s not married or anything so it’s not like Ashley Cole sending them then going round the girl’s hotel room to shove it to her good and proper while his wife waited at home knitting squares to be sewn into quilts for Ethiopia or something.

And we’ve decided we’re going to go with ‘down’ after some late phone voting.

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4 comments to “What are you most shocked by? The fact that a member of JLS would be wearing his arsehole on the outside of his clothes or the fact that a member of JLS has been found guilty of sending a sex text, even though it was before he’s famous? We are in counselling over both revelations.”

  1. How retarded.

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  2. They failed to mention that said sextexts were to a man. Oh yes.

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  3. why oh why do people wear their pants like this???? How is this the slightest bit attractive?

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  4. Is he trying to break into that car?

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