John Partridge is the new John Barrowman – official! (Except in the underwear department, naturally. Unless he wants to prove different!)

You ladies

It’s an odd bunch: a gay off the telly (John Partridge off-of EastEnders – and in this month’s Attitude magoizine, off-of having a naked man sitting on his shoulders *takes moment to imagine how that must feel against the back of the neck*) stepping into the soiled briefs of John Barrowman, Charotte Church all slim and gorgeous (we loves her. We do. Even when she was 12 she was more fun than your average box of frogs) as the new Denise Van Outen and that old trout who can’t stop bleating on about her dead husband. What’s her name? Mrs. John Thaw or something? ‘My next book will be about how me and my late husband, John Thaw, once went down the pub…’

Anyways, this is the line-up you can expect on HMBBC1’s (that’s Her Majesty’s BBC 1, for the uninitiated) Over the Rainbow, where, with the help of Lord Lady Andrew Lloyd Webber, they try to find stars for a new production of… guess which show. Go on, guess. ‘Rainbow’, ‘Yellow brick road’… Yes, The Wizard of Oz!

Which, really, can you imagine? Give us The Wiz any day of the week or month. How can you beat Diana Ross playing Dorothy in her 40s, Michael Jackson playing the scarecrow (well, he had the scary thing down) and the whole thing relocated to the ghetto. Happy days. See the trailer over the jump…

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5 comments to “John Partridge is the new John Barrowman – official! (Except in the underwear department, naturally. Unless he wants to prove different!)”

  1. Old trout should be the wicked witch. She must have frightened her husband to death.

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  2. Hey … it’s John from TABOO! He did make a saucy ‘Marilyn’. I don’t watch EE — or any such soap for that matter. As for Sheila Hancock, I only know her from GRUMPY OLD WOMEN. Hands up if you’d like to see her replaced with Sheila *Ferguson*. That’d be quality. Oh, Sheila! :-)

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  3. Love John’s pic with the nude guy in attitude. I saw one of fashion presenter Emmanuel Ray lying on a couch showing off his arse any idea where I can see Emmanuel Ray nude pics on web? shoot me an email if anyone knows Ta x

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  4. Emmanuel Ray nudes are all over the web. Some of it is quite shocking and I have no idea why he is popular. He has no real talent and looks like shit without make up or styling

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  5. Emmanuel Ray is hot but why are you mentioning him here? You sound like a hater, so start your own “I hate Emmanuel-fucking-Ray thread!” Michael!!!

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