Dannii turns up on an M&S ad. At least they got rid of Myleene.

A bevy of _____

Yes, kids, here is the much-awaited summer line-up modelling clothes no self-respecting wearer of clothes would be caught scrubbing floors in.

They are, from the left: Dannii Minogue off-of Kylie and X Factor and pregnant and very hot boyfriend; Lisa Snowdon off-of Britain’s Next Top Doo-Dah and George Clooney’s cock; Twiggy off-of legendary but not actually that nice to talk to; Ana Beatriz Barros off-of a real model (at last! Though she’s no Erin O’Connor or Lizzie Jagger) and VV Brown off-of had a record out last year that did OK.

Well… what would the male equivalents be? We can’t help but fear either Ant or Dec… Whatever. It’s a very long way from Dame Shirley Bassey doing ‘Let’s Get This Party Started’. Speaking of which, jump the jump for a re-fresh…

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5 comments to “Dannii turns up on an M&S ad. At least they got rid of Myleene.”

  1. I hate Lisa Snowdon off-of talentless, boring, over-confident

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  2. Do not like lisa snowdon, or the wrinkled twiggy. Bring myleene back!

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  3. I would like Kate Moss in these adverts saying ‘Get the London look’ over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…

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  4. that Snowdon’s got a right sneer on her mush all the time. someone should smack it off her.

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  5. I worked with Lisa once – she was absolutely charming, self effacing, humble and generally warm and lovely – I was most disappointed, would have been much more fun to have a good old bitch!

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