This here, here and here, is a censored picture of Peaches ‘Cunt’ Geldof off-of lump, posing in the nude during an alleged heroin binge with some poor bastard who couldn’t gnaw his way through the restraints quick enough.
We’re trying very, very, very, very hard, but we can’t think of anything we’ve ever seen that is worse than this. No, not even that.
If you want to see the uncensored version – which we’re sure you do, in a masochistic kind of way – jump The Jump (TM). You’ll be glad you did. Glad.