1) We used to like Katie Price. She used to be a bad person in a very good way. Now she’s a bad person in a very bad way. Her PR people must be so proud.
2) The person attached to Alex Reid’s left side, who clearly likes Quavers, is called Tanya MacIntosh and she is a ‘superfan’. They’re like supermodels, only without the looks or lovely long Lindas. Her job is to follow celebrities of the cheap kind and prove just how much she likes them by behaving like a lunatic. Surely she has a school to attend or a glitter pen to suck or a ring to protect?
3) We have an urge to grab Alex Reid’s cock.
4) And c) and d)