Should we tell him?

Oh hello.

Generally speaking, we like this picture.

It is of a man running in the LA marathon last weekend. Starting from the top and working downwards, he appears to have plasters on his nipples. For those who don’t speak British, he appears to have band-aids on his nipples. For those who don’t speak, shutthefuckup.

We did some research – which bearing in mind what we were up to last night is nothing short of a miracle – and chances are this is a friction thing. Nipples, rubbing, friction. We’ve said it once and we’ll say it again. Nipples, rubbing, friction. Only, he’s topless so unless the air irritates him, sensitive soul that he is…

Or maybe he just has really shit nipples and needs to cover them up when in polite company.

Next, we’d like to introduce you to Mark. He doesn’t know it yet, but we’ve been bumming for weeks. Days even.

Yes please thank you.

There’s more where this little lot came from. Go-see…

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5 comments to “Should we tell him?”

  1. Well Mark is just yummy delicious.

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  2. It’s called Joggers Nipple. I’ve never had it as I am extremely lazy.

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  3. I get them! I always forget pre-emptively but I’ll put petroleum jelly on mine after I shower. As for Mark, I’d like his post-run pants, please. Via post. Sealed in a baggie. Ta.

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  4. You don’t get joggers nipple (aka jipple) unless you wear a top. He ain’t wearing no top. He’s just being kinky. I heart him.

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  5. The reason the man has plasters on his nipples is because he doesn’t want anyone to see him with hard nipples. The air might be cold. That’s why. He’s hot, hot body. Found this article when i was looking for nipple plasters because i don’t like wearing a bra so i don’t wear one but i don’t want people to see my nipples hard under my shirt so i want something to cover them up which i found thankfully with the help of Google search engine.

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