‘Friends of Ms. Geldof say she is “devastated”‘. And that’s a feel-good story where we come from.
So, it turns out Ultimo bosses got together to discuss whether Ms. Geldof (aka Dirty Peaches, and not in a good way) could remain as the face and fat-arse body of the Miss Ultimo range following revelations of a heroin-fuelled night of taking it every which way last November. They decided she couldn’t. *sheds tear of pure mirth*
What we would like to know is a). why would you employ a pasty-faced fatty to front your lingerie line in the first place? b). what did they actually think she was like if not a hard-drug-taking piece of filth? and c). just how far this fruit fell from the tree?
PS We would not be so harsh on Ms. Peaches if it were not for first-hand information that she is a very nasty piece of work *curtsies and so prettily that the court of King Louis XIV takes us in to play the lute and teach ‘le tout’ Versailles the quadrille*