Even more shocking than the fact that Ricky is gay… Miley can’t act! Get out of town and don’t come back!

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As well as holding the honour of the title Nastiest Little Skank We Have Ever Interviewed (she even blew early-era Britney out of the water for rudeness! A few sharp slaps to the backs of the legs in early childhood would have done the trick), it seems Slimey Cyrus is also in the running for Worst Ever Performance by a Pop Star in her new film The Last Song.

‘Acting, for the moment at least, seems almost entirely beyond her,’ says New York Times. ‘She pouts, slouches, storms in and out of rooms and occasionally cracks a snaggle-toothed smile, but most of the time she seems to be mugging for the camera, play-acting rather than exploring the motives and feelings of her character’.

The Village Voice got much straighter to the point: ‘I can’t recall ever squirming as much as I did during Ronnie and Will’s first kiss; shiny, buff Liam Hemsworth looks like he’s locking lips with an Andy Hardy–era Mickey Rooney in a wig.’

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4 comments to “Even more shocking than the fact that Ricky is gay… Miley can’t act! Get out of town and don’t come back!”

  1. Hateful little girl.
    Did you see Kim Cattrall on Alan Carr’s show, talking about her? She diplomatically said that she was ‘very American’. ie. Irritating as fuck.

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  2. She wants a sharp kick up the cunt, does that one.

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  3. she did say after she went to go see her latest movie she was gonna go take more acting classes Baby Gurl needs to get off that cloud she is in and put her feet back in the ground Never liked her though still dont never will

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  4. Good for good Canadian girl Kim… I agree with her 100%, Miley is 100% annoying american tramp.

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