As we gear up for the head to head to head between the leaders of the main political parties (ITV, 8.30pm, 14th April hosted by the very limp Alistair Stewart) where big fat liar and homophobe David Cameron will no doubt try to oil his way through without actually committing himself to anything at all (we London folks have had a preview of the general ineffectiveness and corruption of a Tory government with Mayor Boris), we love that Labour is coming out fighting. Far from distancing themselves from the rumours of Gordon’s aggressiveness they are actually making it a selling point.
Bring on the class war! But what does one wear for a class war?
*thinks for just one cotton-picking moment, realises it’s April Fools Day, experiences penny dropping that this is The Guardian’s idea of a joke*