We love Janice Dickinson, let us count the ways.
We love how the first time we met her she greeted us – in public! – with a rousing verse of ‘Nothing could be finer, than your cock in my vagina, in the mo-o-orning’
We love that she once cleared a room by talking very loud about having a black dildo shoved in her.
We love how she once turned to her assistant and barked, ‘Honey, pop a Tic-Tac!’
We love how she calls all her male assistants Bottom.
And, well, we love it all. Which is why we are recommending, if you have a five-minute tea break and are allowed to listen to stuff in that hell-hole they call an office, you crack open that Kit-Kat in the company of… Jaaaaaaanice. Click here and do exactly what she says…
I saw Betsy Johnson last night — she’s 68 years old. She doesn’t have a line on her face. I was like… I’ve got to go back. Betsy Johnson is cryogenically frozen and I worship her.
A.MAZING