3D porn!

Do they come in diamante?

Hello.

Apple has revealed plans for a new device that will enable users to watch their favourite telly shows/moving pictures/porn in 3D.

The diagram up there – which was a bit bland so we spruced it up by making the hand come from a town called Kabbalah – shows how one would slot one’s iPod or iPhone containing telly shows/moving pictures/porn into the 3D specs, which already have the moniker iSpecs. Can’t imagine why.

The lens would then produce a stereoscopic image, which gives the illusion the telly show/moving picture/porn is being watched in 3D.

It’s very nice and very exciting and Apple are calling it ‘3D on the go’. The only problem with wearing the iSpecs whilst on the go – or the homo-go if you’re special – is that you’ll look like a twat.

The iSpecs will also be fitted with a camera that will stream video of the outside world on to a smaller screen in the glasses. Why not just take the glasses off?

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3 comments to “3D porn!”

  1. You’re asking to be mugged wearing a pair of those.

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  2. I’d be more worried about mugging myself off.

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  3. Er, if you’re using them on the homo-go, how can you see where you’re going? Or homo-ing?

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