It’s a good job Kelly McGillis came out a lady lesbian because we never would have guessed

Snoutin'

Here she is! Kelly McGillis off-of Top Gun, in casual attire, just strolling the streets of Colchester, Essex, snouting on a cigarette, looking for local lovelies.

No, she’s not developed a thing for Essex girls (well, she may have but we are not privvy to Kelly’s private sexual flavours. Not yet anyways).

She is, in actual fact, appearing in a play. Yes, they have plays in Essex. The play, it is said, will feature full-frontal nudity. Apparently, they don’t allow plays in Essex unless the full-frontal clause is adhered to otherwise you’d just have theatres opening up on every street where children have to walk past and everything!

We’re just hoping the full-frontal nudity in question doesn’t belong to Ms. McG, who we don’t particularly gentlemen’s relish in her nude.

*bobs a curtsey so pretty that the call immediately comes in, would we like to be Kelly McGillis’s love interest in some play she’s doing in Essex*

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2 comments to “It’s a good job Kelly McGillis came out a lady lesbian because we never would have guessed”

  1. I thought it was Stephen King. TOP GUN!

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  2. Sylvia-Louise, you’re going to Hell! :-p But that was FUNNY! :-) I’ve never seen Top Gun and I have no idea who this woman is — lesbian or not.

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