Would you like to see this man’s penis? Is the Pope a cunt?

Ivan? We'll be the judge of that.

Once upon a time, footballers got their cocks out all the time. Usually around 4.30pm on a Saturday afternoon during Match of the Day when some wily reporter went backstage at a football match in order to hang around the changing rooms long enough… Bob’s your uncle, Fanny’s your aunt, cocks in a whirlpool.

Now that the country’s gone to the dogs and PC has gone mad and we’re having that gay thing shoved down our throats (wethankyou), you have to rely on the world wide interdolly in order to see a bit o’ footballing cock of an afternoon. What’s a gal to do? It’s worry and a tradge, for sure.

Any and a whore, this is Ivan Pillud. We like Ivan. He’s handsome and suits the colour blue. Which is a rare thing indeed. 

Ivan is a footballer from Argentina. He likes whiskers on kittens and nights in front of the telly. He’s also not averse to gettin’ it out for the lads. Wahey! as they say.

Oh, ‘it’ is over the jump. ‘It’ is NSFW, though we’re working on it. Unfortunately, we’re not working on ‘it’. Though we’re working on it. 

Ivan's ivan. A little yellow. Are you unwell?
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5 comments to “Would you like to see this man’s penis? Is the Pope a cunt?”

  1. Yum. It’s all that beef they feed them. You didn’t warn us it was tumescent.

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  2. Tumescent! Oh Ber-nArd!

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  3. I’m not surprised (and of course glad) that he got it out

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  4. See above!!!!

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  5. It seems rather thinnish, though long.

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