Now you too can sip from the world’s oldest girl

Sip, don't slurp!

Karl Lagerfeld off-of clothes, brusque and hot bodyguard, has designed a Coca-Cola bottle.

It costs 60 *searches for Euro button on computer, can’t find it*, and for your money you get a common or lady-garden Coca-Cola bottle, only with Karl Lagerfeld’s silhouette doodled on it. Oh, it comes in a box. So you get a box.

*makes a note of that*

Ladies and germs, do you too find it frustrating yet deliciously exciting that the entrance to a Coca-Cola bottle is just that little bit too small, so much so then went drinking straight from the bottle the combined effect of suction ‘n’ intense fizz gives you a sensation like no other?

Ladies and germs and in between, do you too find it fucking irritating when a waiter (or waitress. We’re very equal op’ round here. Though we’d prefer the lesbians to stay in the kitchen) insist on pouring out your Coca-Cola bottle into your glass, even though you’ve already said, ‘Please don’t, Cunty!’?

Hmmmmn?

The canny amongst us will notice the Coca-Cola in question is ‘light’. That’s in order that Karl Lagerfeld can maintain the body of the world’s oldest girl.

*Aqua, cerveza, Karl Lagerfeld Coca-Cola light….!*

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5 comments to “Now you too can sip from the world’s oldest girl”

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  2. OMG!
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    I too had no idea. This has made my minute.

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  3. I thought Beverley Leslie was the world’s oldest girl.

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  4. I would like to see Beverley Leslie and Karl Lagerfeld fight it out for the title of World’s Oldest Girl

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  5. Talking of Bev, I recently bought his DVD, well leslie’s. very entertaining: http://sordidlivestheseries.com/Sordid_Lives_Series_DVD_FOR_SALE/Leslie_Jordan_Book_DVD.html

    if you happen to trip over to the link to the Sordid Lives DVD too, that’s also tres amusant…

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