Feal the fear and do it anyway

Sorry, could you do that again?

So Whitney can’t sing anymore. Well, she can sing, just not very well. The crack will do that to you.

The evidence is on this here video, which is doing the rounds on the world wide dolly. In which Whitney off-of Houston we have a problem, sings ‘I Will Always Love You’. Very badly. The crack will do that to you.

The footage came to pass at last night’s Birmingham, Eng-er-land concert, the one on Whitney ‘the drugs clearly don’t work’ Houston’s all around the world and I, I, I tour-which-she-must-be-fucking-regretting-ever-signing-up-to. The crack will do that to you.

The filming’s bloody shoddy (sack that man!) but luckily for the shoddy cameraman (granted, it could be a woman) all eyes/ears, knees and toes, knees and toes are on Whitney. The crack will do that to you.

Well, what can we say about the big ‘And I…’ crescendo moment? The crack will do that to you.

It doesn’t really help that Whitney stops proceedings in order to give a whole 50-second build-up. Just to knock ’em down. The crack will do that to you.

And remember, kids – ‘crack is whack!’.

 

 

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6 comments to “Feal the fear and do it anyway”

  1. haha! The fact that she gets a round of applause every time she hits a right note is a bad sign from the start. Love the sparkles though.

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  2. call it a day Whitney. That weave of hers is unbeweavable. Sadly, this parody has become a reality http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQL6eV77tjI

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  3. Sad, yet at the same time hilarious. Who knew that could happen.

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  4. at least she is not fake like Madonna, who would do anything for cheap publicity. When Madonna is parading her kids around the world pretending to be all generous , Whitney is actually performing like what her fans would like her to.
    All Madonna fans got is fake charitable deeds. Urrgghh

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  5. OMG she sounds like a bad karaoke parody by some sad fat pleb

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  6. You really must read the POSITIVE review on The Guardian website. The comments beneath had me *howling* this morning (not unlike Whitney then). :-)
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/apr/14/whitney-houston-review-birmingham

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