So Whitney can’t sing anymore. Well, she can sing, just not very well. The crack will do that to you.
The evidence is on this here video, which is doing the rounds on the world wide dolly. In which Whitney off-of Houston we have a problem, sings ‘I Will Always Love You’. Very badly. The crack will do that to you.
The footage came to pass at last night’s Birmingham, Eng-er-land concert, the one on Whitney ‘the drugs clearly don’t work’ Houston’s all around the world and I, I, I tour-which-she-must-be-fucking-regretting-ever-signing-up-to. The crack will do that to you.
The filming’s bloody shoddy (sack that man!) but luckily for the shoddy cameraman (granted, it could be a woman) all eyes/ears, knees and toes, knees and toes are on Whitney. The crack will do that to you.
Well, what can we say about the big ‘And I…’ crescendo moment? The crack will do that to you.
It doesn’t really help that Whitney stops proceedings in order to give a whole 50-second build-up. Just to knock ’em down. The crack will do that to you.
And remember, kids – ‘crack is whack!’.