When we work out, we too wear a cape in the style of Meryl Streep in The French Lieutenant’s Woman. Bitch is stealin’ our style!

Stop copying us, Ryan Phillippe!

Next Ryan Phillippe will be telling us he curtseys after each stomach crunch (it’s actually quite the effort. You have to get up and everything. Then get back down again) and sends paper airplanes containing sweet messages of love to our various gym crushes across the resistance machines.

Bitch really needs to get his own style.

Next thing you know, Ryan Phillippe is showering at the end and everything.

Bitch really needs to join us in the shower.

Next thing you know, piff-paff-poof, you’re on the cover of Mens Health magazine, the straight magazine for gays. You know, if you read it hard enough, you get the body.

See…!

Men's Health? We'll be the judge of that.

 

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3 comments to “When we work out, we too wear a cape in the style of Meryl Streep in The French Lieutenant’s Woman. Bitch is stealin’ our style!”

  1. I read Mens Health and dropped a dress size.

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  2. You still would though, wouldn’t you?

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  3. I read Men’s Health & dropped the soap …

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