Next Ryan Phillippe will be telling us he curtseys after each stomach crunch (it’s actually quite the effort. You have to get up and everything. Then get back down again) and sends paper airplanes containing sweet messages of love to our various gym crushes across the resistance machines.
Bitch really needs to get his own style.
Next thing you know, Ryan Phillippe is showering at the end and everything.
Bitch really needs to join us in the shower.
Next thing you know, piff-paff-poof, you’re on the cover of Mens Health magazine, the straight magazine for gays. You know, if you read it hard enough, you get the body.