Aphrodite? We’ll be the judge of that.

Apparently, immodesty is a virtue.

*judges*

No.

Some details:

– new single, ‘All The Lovers’, out 28th June.

– album, as seen here, here and here, is out on 5th July.

– Stuart Price off-of Madonna (anything Madonna can do, Kylie can do much less well) is exec producer.

– Songwriters include Kylie (we’d like hard evidence that she just didn’t stand around holding the chocolate-covered croissants), Stuart Price, Calvin Harris, Jake Shears, Nerina Pallot, and Tim Rice-Oxley who’s in Keane, apparently. Wouldn’t recognize the fella if he was pissing on us.

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4 comments to “Aphrodite? We’ll be the judge of that.”

  1. Do you think Saint Joan had Chocolate Croissants in her checked luggage?

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  2. Oh, abso-freakin’-lutely. And Kylie Minogue.

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  3. Kyile really is a jumped up little shit, isn’t she? Honestly, talk about believing the hype.

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  4. Who would have the arrogance to call their album Aphrodite? It’s like a bloke calling his album Adonis. And at her advanced years. Aphrodite’s freakishly small grandma might work a bit better.

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